Dont Speak.



Monday, May 26
szup, blog faces. its been a while since i last blogged. in case you dontknow, number one: yes, i am still alive & kickg. & in case you forgot, number two: my name's hazz. k aper aku menyenyeh nih.
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sch's like shit as per usual. org lain tgh sedap sedap tido sampai air luir meleleh pon tk sadar, aku kene bangun pagi pagi buta pegi sekolah. best ah. where's all th justice in th world. im alrdy in my holiday mode yet there's still sch. chi.ken. im supposed to hand in my 40 page coursework tmr & yet its still not done & yet im here blogging & yet krg nk jugak baca nih post merepek. bleah. anyway, i just realised. its only a fucken 100 plus days to olevels. omg panic panic at th disco ah aku. i swear im not even prepared fr th prelims. haiyo, help me someone.
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yknow. i think im losing all my social life. da berzaman aku tk go town. i even forget alrdy which mrt station to alight at when gg to town. k ini bedek. krg kalau percaya, krg bodoh. wahahahaha. k, aku diam. srsly talkg, i think this ive alrdy dedicated half of my life to books fr this first half of th year. how sweet can i get you tell me.
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ystday was a total crap. i was alone at home ard 11.30pm cause parents all went out pegi mana ntah. abeh my stomach started to make music pasal nih kes da-kebulur-nk-mmpos-psl-tk-makan-lunch punyer psl. so dgn confiden nyer i wanted to go bake th pizza la. so i turned on th oven's switch. skali saaaaaaaaaap, black out beb. can you imagine i was alone at home & then a power trip happened. mcm thanks eh electric circuit sekalian. i rly needed tht. monyet. dgn boxer boxer & baju oversize gedebak jugak aku duduk luar rumah tunggu parents balek. hahahaha. funny shit i tell you. so while waitg, adam called.
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adam: oi makcik.
hazz: eh you dont makcik makcik with me hor. rumah aku black out siak! & im alone at home. how ah how? im scared & im fucken alone alone alone alone!
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& dgn semangat nyer he said this:
adam: hahahahaha. eh? oh. eh, kau tau rumah kalau black out ader hantu tau. nih aku tk bedek. serious shit i tell you. nih nenek aku kata cerita org org dulu.
hazz: shut up bitch. its okay. kau buleh simpan niat kau nk takot takot kan aku dlm kau punyer seluar dlm cause im alrdy outside my house. nehneh.
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sekali cun cun ah my parents came out frm th lift. & expression muka satu satu is super priceless ok biler npk aku duduk luar rumah. hahaha. mintak kene terajang only.
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mom: eh aper nih kat luar? eh kau tk pakai seluar eh?! pakai tshirt je eh?
me: siao. pakai pe nih. shirt nih je yg besar. but thts not th point! black out ah rumah! i on the oven only then th electric circuit all give me attitude problem nk black out black out nih semua. tsk.
mom & dad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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itu semua tk perlu eh. dr lapar, teros da kenyang. semua black out punyer psl. amusing siak my story. sounds like a cartoon show. hahahaha. k nights you all. i wanna go hit th sack. besok sekolah. chi.ken. &&&&& its only a few more weeks left bfr gg to cambodia. lagi lagi, faten room mate aku. wah gerek. confem tonggang terbalik itu hotel room. nanti katil dier ke mana, bantal ke mana, selimut ke mana, tilam ke mana. wooooooh.