Dont Speak.



Sunday, March 2
szups. ive changed my blogskin in case you hunnys didnt realise. jyeah, its not a big deal fr you. but its a v v v big deal fr me cause mcm nk gila aku edit ini skin. 2 hours k beb 2 hours i did it painstakgly & patiently. so, kudos fr me. nyehahaha. aku nk bangga bangga tk kene tempat siuls. tk perlu tk perlu tk perlu tk perlu la, aku tau. lemme rewind all th way back to friday. & so, like mentioned in th previous post i went to th gym. its was total gerekness to th power of 10. k set ah huda. every friday we dont go town/bugis/marina/esp. we go to yishun sports complex punya gym instead. amachiaaaam? hows tht fr a change? heh. i think ive lost some weight & i think my leg's are alrdy toned up. hahaha. jgn nak cita cita tinggi eh aku. baru work out stakat 2 hours, nk kaki toned up. jalan daaaa! but it was funny though operating those exercising machines. yerh la what do you expect frm noobies like me right.


me: eh huda, apersal th walkg threadmill tk jln jln?

huda: kau press start button dier.

me: dah press! tk boleh. kau tgk, kau tgk.

huda: boleh laaaaaa. press lagi.

me: tk bolehhhhhhhhhh! machine ni dengki dgn aku.


seconds later, th thing started workg & i almost fell frm it. hahahaha. bodoh punyer kerje. some of th guys there, fuhhhh! badan very th kong or wht. hahaha. muscles here & there. seronok ah seronok i tell you. we kept gg in & out of th toilet aft exercising at every machine. its so funny tht th guy at th receptn counter kept on givg us th why-th-fuck-are-you-both-gg-in-&-out-of-th-toilet-a-million-times-for looook every single time we walk past him. alamak, mine your own business la uncle. we're both camwhorg inside wht. like you know like tht. so snapshots are below.

tak rdy shot number one.

tak rdy shot number two.

ah this one baru rdy. th maknenek cekak pinggang shot.

gym partner gue sih. we've got th tired faces right!

sorry uh but my legs not sexy enough ah to make you all steam to th brim. hahaha.

okay enough of th pictures. anyway, i wanna story story to you all about my neighbour. i think she's th cutest nyonya ever living in this century! i was on my way home back frm th gym when she came running aft me. kau tgk. aku hotstuff yknow sampai ader org kejar. hahahahahaha. joke k joke. im not as prasaan la actually. i call her ah ma & so..

ah ma: hazirah hazirah hazirah! wait. wahpiang, you walk very fast lei. ah ma hor tired yknow catch you.

me: hahaha. hello ah ma. sorry, i didnt realise. in th first place, why you running aft me lei?

ah ma: no la i want to ask. your dad just buy new car right. whts th license plate number ah?

me: s**1961*. why lei? *ive removed th alphabets fr safety reasons. hahahahaha*

ah ma: *writg it down on a piece of paper* 1.. 9.. 6.. 1.. okay okay thank you. i want to go buy toto. thank you hor.

hahahahahahahaha. kelakar kepe beli toto. so cute siah she. srsly, she looks abit like fiona, shrek's wife. no no no, im not implyg tht she's ugly. im tryg to say tht she got tht adorable bonyok face.

& so, have you all heard bout tht mas selamat guy? omg, hotstuff kepe dier! his face is practically everywhere. he appears on th newspaper. i see it on people talkg about him on their msn pm which i think is fuckg retarded. & his face is like in everybody's hp, includg dad's & mine. people like wandi, adam, faiz & gang are like fuckg excited to have receive tht mms fr i dont know wht reasons. krg jakun siah srsly. can you believe it tht adam actually called me at 3am in th morng to fuckg tell me tht he's got mas selamat's picture mms in his hp. cb la lu. wake me up frm my sleep only! mcm big deal gitu kan si mas selamat nih. i deleted it away when i receive it. wht th hell fr do i keep a picture of a JI leader in my phone? tk pasal pasal nanti hp aku kene hijack dgn plane or kene bomb. k, no link!

headed to jb ystday with family. i shopped & shopped & shopped resultg to me being fuckg broke now. dickies! just as i thought i wanted to do shoppg durg th march hols, my money flies off. so byebye to my shoppg. aiyah, i hate all this money matters la. how i wish money grows on trees. if thts th case, i would like plant a million & one of those money plants all around my house. firstly, it benefits me tht i have money every single time i need it. secondly, i'll have abundance of oxygen to breathe in. ah not funny.

tmr's monday. monday's tmr. yay yay yay eldds. im excited & im lookg forward to cca tmr. just in case you dont know, eldds stands fr english literary drama & debate society. hahaha. kental pon kental la kan. gerek wht do drama. for once, i find gg for cca fun. cause th instructor seems gerek this time. agree with me someone. byebye [: