Dont Speak.



Wednesday, November 14
th reason why my blog is lacking of updates is becauseeeee, everythg's drafted. as in semua aku save as draft la. private limited. its only for me & for me only to read. wahahaha. & i just realised tht many many many people read my blog but doesnt tag. apa dah. tag la!

cause apparently i received like almost 14 smses ystrday askg me whether im okay & stuffs like tht. ntah dari maner aje krg dapat number aku eh. OH & I FORGOT. ive changed my number yknow. tag me if ive yet to give you my new number okay. leave your name. strictly for friends aje nih. heh [:

school holidays have been fine since time is spent at nenek's house instead. omg, my nenek is so freakg adorable. pergi balik pergi balik berbual pasal criter P RAMLEE. datok aku pon 2 kali lima. pergi balik pergi balik, mimic lines from the Bujang Lapok movie. bagos jugak eh memory krg? masya allah. tapi tkper. just layankan laa eh. funny what!

aku boleh naik gila carik blogskin yg lawa. everythg is either ugly or just simply buruk. ader yg macam ahlian punya. ader yg macam emoshit punya. ader yg macam love dovey mushy mushy punyaaa. aaah! senang senang, buat sendiri punyer pon bagos.

& as i am updating this blog, apek sebelah block nenek aku nih hachooom dier siket punyer kuat. HAHAHA. like wtheck. hachoom maha hachoom oi tu sampai block sebelah pon boleh dengar.

apek: HACHOOOOM! haiyaaaah.
apek: HACHOOOOOOM AH! haiyaaah.

bukannyer tau nk cakap alhamdullilah. haiyah pergi haiyaah balik. tkder agama betol. hahaha. okay eh. im startg to merepek alrdy. alah, im just wasting time. waiting fro 1pm to go pick up hakim & izah. menyusahkan ah adik adik aku nih. this morng i actually work up at 9.15am.

*handphone rings at 9.12am*
me: hello.
izah: kakak kakak kakak. what are you doing? wake up now. emergency emergency. help me send kain buruk at my sch. i got class cleaning. cepat cepat. send at th general office. later they send to my class. okay bye. *hung up*

even before i could say anythg, she hung up alrdy. asshole punya adik. aku dgn muka selekeh bachen, oversized tee & fbt shorts pergi jalaaaan all th way to her sch just to go her th bloody kain buruk. buat malu aje. & tht setupid security guard punyer la byk soal.

me: uncle, i wanna go pass cloth to the general office for my sister.
guard: huh? cloth what cloth. your sister wht name wht class. why must pass cloth now?
me: cause they got classroom cleaning wht aft this.
guard: let me check first. i must make sure. why they got class cleang today? today not last day of sch what. how come they clean today. cleaner can clean what. why must they clean
me: how i knowww. can i just like go inside for less than 10 mins & give to th general office. nthg laaa in th plastic bag. cloth only.

wahpiang. aku nak hantar kain buruk aje dah kene soal gitu. please la, kain buruk aje. dier fikir aku nih aper. terrorist pe nk smuggle bomb dalam kain buruk. giler punyer apek. mulut, woooooh, so th pantat ayam. th only reason why i looked forward to picking up my siblings is cause my bro's friend's brother is fucken hot la, people. check punyer check, nama dier Naufal. & i didnt know tht my nenek is like boleh tahan popular among th makcik makcik, nenek nenek yg ambil cucu cucu, anak anak drg. semalam termasuk Cik Yati, dah 10 makcik tanyer aku ' nenek maner? nenek baik? nenek sihat? '. kpokiaaaa ah korang korang. hiyah.

& lastly, save th best for th last la kan.

* waiting for siblings to keluar*
Naufal: *terpijak slippar aku*
me: ehwah ehwah. sedap sedap je pijak? - trust me, itu part aku melatar okay. tk sengaja -
Naufal: eh sorry sorrry sorry sorry sorry tk nampak.
me: oh, nvrm its okay its okay.
naufal: tunggu adik ehh? primary braper? oh btw you skola chung cheng high kan? sec 3 kan?
me: a'ah. primary 1 & 3. eerrr yarh. how you know ah?
naufal: 0h i viewed your friendster before. i added you also what tht time. i commented you & you didnt reply.

WAAAAAAAAHHHH. i didnt know laa. haha. woooh. okay dokey. 12.54pm already. i need to go pick up siblings. taataa, lovelies. [: & omg, panjang tu entry aku. about 600m gitu ader ah. hahahaha. okay diam hazz, diam.